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"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."

jaythenerdkid (via wanksclub)

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adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”
this whole article is gold

adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”

this whole article is gold

(via size10plz)

"

To be white, or straight, or male, or middle class is to be simultaneously ubiquitious and invisible. You’re everywhere you look, you’re the standard against which everyone else is measured. You’re like water, like air. People will tell you they went to see a “woman doctor” or they will say they went to see “the doctor.” People will tell you they have a “gay colleague” or they’ll tell you about a colleague. A white person will be happy to tell you about a “Black friend,” but when that same person simply mentions a “friend,” everyone will assume the person is white. Any college course that doesn’t have the word “woman” or “gay” or “minority” in its title is a course about men, heterosexuals, and white people. But we call those courses “literature,” “history” or “political science.”

This invisibility is political.

"

Michael S. Kimmel, in the introduction to the book, “Privilege: A Reader” (via thinkspeakstress)

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ihavetofart:

that is our building
and we sell paper

im crying bc nobody cared about Pam’s art exhibit but SWEETHEART MICHAEL DID

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raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

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waggington:

some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via beyoncebeytwice)

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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thetittysheriff:

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WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

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THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

(via baseballand-beerisallineed)

theyellowbrickroad:

somebody adopt me im a good cook if i have the right recipes and i can tell u all about the movie ideas i have and give u detailed descriptions of my crazy dreams right when i wake up every morning

(via ryangoslinglazyeye)

popchartlab:

Really open up Opening Day with the Infinite Baseball Fields of America, which maps the foul lines of every major league stadium and lets them run to infinity.

popchartlab:

Really open up Opening Day with the Infinite Baseball Fields of America, which maps the foul lines of every major league stadium and lets them run to infinity.

(via cocobeann)

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