You can’t love until age 25.
You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck.
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
at the Auckland airport now!!! just like… 37 hours until I see my BOYYYYY
[gently and kindly reminding you that someday someone is going to look at you and finally understand every sappy love song they’ve ever heard]
Anonymous asked: what are your thoughts on gay marriage ?
everyone should try it at least once in their life i htink
- me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
- me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*
never, ever, tell me that “it doesn’t matter.”
because if it was enough to make you cry
if it hurt you that much
then it does matter
never think that you are insignifcant
or that your problems aren’t important
because you matter
I can’t wait ‘til the day that I finally get to say,
“Mom, you don’t have to work anymore. Relax. I can support you now. Thank you for everything that you’ve done for me.”
i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like