"I asked you to tell me about her and you asked me what I wanted to know and that’s when I knew you didn’t really love her. Because if you loved her then you would’ve told me about how her eyes light up when she laughs and she bites her lip when she’s sad. You would’ve told me about the way her teeth remind you of those glow-in-the-dark stars you stuck on your ceiling when you were little and the way her voice wraps around your bones and keeps you from shaking. You would’ve told me about the tips of her fingers and the way sunshine pours from her mouth. You would’ve told me about how she even looks pretty when she cries and the way she hides behind her hair. You would’ve told me about the way you want to live inside her ribcage and fall asleep in the crook of her neck. You would’ve told me that she tastes like the entire galaxy and she speaks in poetry. You would’ve told me that the sound of her breath while she sleeps is your new favorite song. You would’ve told me about how she’s in your blood and the way she’s got so much love in her veins that if you cut her open, you swear flowers would grow from inside of her. You would’ve told me about the way you love her, like I love you."

I heard you got a new girlfriend  (via extrasad)

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kushdrinker:

somebody needs to pay for this injustice

kushdrinker:

somebody needs to pay for this injustice

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selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

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didyourmomjustcallmeababydyke:

Crying

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jessiqueee:

weaselette-regeneration:

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

I have so many questions

What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? 

How did he know that they had them? How did he know which wall to break to get to where they were kept?

Did he microwave them all before eating them? Was he found passed out in a pile of hot pockets? How’d he get home? Who are his friends? 

jessiqueee:

weaselette-regeneration:

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

I have so many questions

What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? 

How did he know that they had them? How did he know which wall to break to get to where they were kept?

Did he microwave them all before eating them? Was he found passed out in a pile of hot pockets? How’d he get home? Who are his friends? 

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toocooltobehipster:

this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.

toocooltobehipster:

this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.

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"

Imagine this:
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

Imagine this:
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

Imagine this:
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

Imagine this:
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

Imagine this:
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.

"

'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)

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iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

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drhanniballecter:

HANNIBAL JUST PLAYING WITH A FUCKING SHEEP

WILL WAS DOING BUSINESS

AND HANNIBAL WAS PETTING A SHEEP.

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theinglourious:

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

Your 20’s

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